Remember how those ants in my kitchen were making me angry? If not then go back and read about it.
Well, they are on the retreat! The fight is being taken to them through the use of a marvellous tool.
Yes, that is actually chalk on my kitchen floor but it is a special, magical and amazing type. The idea is you draw a line which acts almost like a border as it deters ants from crossing it. This means insect lovers do not need to worry as it is not an ant killer but merely a deterrent. Everybody is happy, except for the ants of course.
However, I am still quite wary. These sneaky ants are probably regrouping somewhere behind the oven or in some nook and cranny, plotting how to beat the humans and continue stealing their sugar. They have probably sent out a few scouts and new routes are being planned to get to any sugary source.
So I am not celebrating just yet, my home is not safe from these pesky creatures. Yes yes, I know all over the world people have to face creatures like deathly spiders, scorpions, lizards or even bears but this is England and in England, we soft people are not used to creepy crawlies. Hence my inherent aversion to ants which as I stated before, are marvellous creatures but do not belong in my kitchen.
So wish me a lasting victory!